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You Know You're a Stoner If...
...you enjoy this blog.
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ihavedonewrongsobuildyourtower asked:
that gif you just posted, she doesn't even inhale... Waste of a perfectly good bowl! D:
hahaha I didn’t even notice! Even worse! lolll
I get dressed up and put on lipstick to take videos of myself taking bong hits too…. :|
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Mediocre stripper status.
What happens when Teavana only has $1’s.
My wallet won’t shut.
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I was making artichokes, but I realized that steaming isn’t very effective if your pan isn’t air tight. The water evaporated and the pan got all burned. My artichokes were ruined :[
So I decided to make some soup I got at Costco. It was nasty.
So I decided to make some microwave Chinese food stuff. It tasted like plastic.
So I ate a salad.
Now I’m hungry.
I think I need a meal plan after all.
fml.
I still need to do this… with either Toms or Vans. Idk.
Which ones hold up better? Because Vans always fall apart on me but it seems like Toms would too…
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Happy 90th birthday, Betty White!
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i haven’t been on in forever. I’m sorry, guys. I’m such a disappointment -___-
I need a naked man, in my bed, right now.
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